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…Talented puppy.

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She tells me the hard part is that she’s lying to me about everything, and, instead, these concepts are hard.

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My wife is explaining praxis and habitus to me.  I feel like I am missing what makes this complicated.

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I don’t care what happy people think.

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  • My Wife: You really are the worst person.
  • Me: I'm going to hell.
  • My Wife: I love you a lot.
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  • My Wife: Are you okay?
  • Me: I can't remember how to flip you off with my feet, so... no, not really.
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berenzero:

nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes

This is me. Right there, that’s who I am.

berenzero:

nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes

This is me. Right there, that’s who I am.

(Source: twitter.com, via ourladyoftheupsidedown)

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My transcription rate has slowed to a near standstill because I hate someone on the tape.  I swear I’m a grown up.

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The next time I hear someone claim that elected Democrats have been moving towards progressive extremes in a way that is even slightly comparable to the shift towards radical conservatism among elected Republicans, I am starting a new drinking game.  The rules will be that any time I’m tempted to talk to someone who isn’t my wife or my closest friends, I drink until I lose the urge.